Letter to a Hostile Neighbour

To Whomever it May Concern,

Could you please refrain from crashing and banging late at night? You may not be aware of this but you live in a second floor flat. This means that there is someone living below you. That 'someone' happens to be me (unfortunately). If you wish to disregard the needs of others and make as much noise as you please then might I suggest that you apply to the housing authority for soundproofing. You should have no trouble getting it as past events illustrate that they are willing to go out of their way to accommodate you.


Pompous? Yes
Will it be sent? Probably not.